Ulk... tober Feast

Currently playing:

"Woman" by Portishead

Aaaarrggghhh!

I can't concentrate.
I've been punished by Mooh munching Choco Crunch and drinking the milk straight out from the box.
You know what it means but it's not the melamine.

I have a question.
What if you found out that your sister or your cousin's posing her naked glory on a pornsite?

My sister called me belting out from the top of her lungs because it has been rumored within the entire Grand Tribe that I was involved in a sex scandal.

I reacted bluntly thinking that the guy from the medical school had successfully captured our humping moments.

Or could it be from that boytoy that attempted to take my pictures while I was about to sleep.

I run to the chinatown to look for the unauthorized copies of my stolen videographed of illicit actions but to no avail.

I asked my equally-frigid cousin,

Raizza,

about the hoolah-balooh.

According to her,

our super conservative cousin (she's a church minister) from CDO arrived and made the shocking (and exaggerated) announcement over the family dinner last Sunday.

It was all about my primary photo on one of my online networking account where I took a picture of myself half-naked covering a part of my face and my right breast.

My statement which I stole from Brian Kinney's line on "Queer as Folk" also agitated her.

So instead of ordering dessert,

she ordered my sister to make me available on her next visit.

And the exaggeration was completed on my dear sister's tongue.

My cousin,

now thinks that I'm the newest pornsite queen.

Loves it!