Wait in Vain... Until It Gets Boring

Currently playing: "Toyfriend" by David Guetta feat. Wynter Gordon

Before

Le Stein: "You deserve someone better."

Me: "Nobody but you."

Le Stein: "Time will tell."


After 48 years...

Le Stein: "I'm a better man now because of you."

Me: "Yeah, right. And older."

Le Stein: "And you still look the same."

Me: "I have been drinking 11 cups of coffee a day since you've been gone. You know... anti-oxidants. I'm almost immortal now."

Le Stein: "I miss you."

Me: "That's... classic."

10 Reasons Why I Gave Up On You

Currently playing: "Alkohol" by Radio Active Sago

1. You make me feel terrible "the morning after".

2. You're giving me headache.

3. You make me fat.

4. You're overrated.

5. You make me wanna puke!

6. You stink!

7. You make me stink!

8. You make me dizzy.

9. You make me feel wasted.

10. You're a waste of money!

The Walk

Currently playing: "Baby, Don't You Break My Heart Slow" by Vonda Shepard

So tired of running away from you.
You're running away from me too.
I can see how we're drifting apart.


You belong to me.
I belong to you.
But we both belong to them.

We're meant for each other.
But not meant to be together.
I guess we're better off this way.

My niece asked me to write a poem about "feet".

I tried to set my mood.

I played the Ally McBeal soundtrack.

After an hour,

my niece came back and woke me up.

I gave her a hundred bucks.