Currently playing: "What About Love?" by Regine Velasquez (from Fantasy Album)
I have decided to be brokenhearted today.
from the writer of: the chronicles of a third sex goddess, the starlet letters, lipstick writings on the wall, the goddess scriptures, the diva notes, and the queerest travel.
Monday, November 29, 2010
10,000 Movies and Novels
Currently playing: "Been Waiting" by Regine Velasquez (from Fantasy Album)
There should be a gadget that would record all your imaginations and fantasies without the need to tire yourself.
I am very lazy to write down my thoughts so I need something like a micro chip that I can insert in my head so I can go on daydreaming and just hire an editor.
Imagine, writing down what comes into my mind requires high powered AV technology that would capture every single detail of what goes around my nuts.
If my mother just thought of this when she gave birth to me then she could have published thousands of best selling novels and produced hundreds of quality movies.
Hmmm...
Just a nutsy thought.
There should be a gadget that would record all your imaginations and fantasies without the need to tire yourself.
I am very lazy to write down my thoughts so I need something like a micro chip that I can insert in my head so I can go on daydreaming and just hire an editor.
Imagine, writing down what comes into my mind requires high powered AV technology that would capture every single detail of what goes around my nuts.
If my mother just thought of this when she gave birth to me then she could have published thousands of best selling novels and produced hundreds of quality movies.
Hmmm...
Just a nutsy thought.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Nega Stardom
Currently playing: "Queer" by Garbage
I apologize for my behavior lately.
I am not joining your party for some reasons and I hope it will not affect my annual appraisal since that activity is non-work related.
Or let me elaborate.
The party has nothing to do with my productivity.
My performance.
And my scorecards.
I am so stressed out with work lately and my idea of a party is to "relax, chill and have fun."
But what you are planning would cause me a breakdown.
Not fun.
So, enjoy!
Have fun!
I don't party during Christmas season anyway.
Maybe you have forgotten.
I came from the grand Tribe of Grinches.
Hatefully yours,
Queer Grinch
I apologize for my behavior lately.
I am not joining your party for some reasons and I hope it will not affect my annual appraisal since that activity is non-work related.
Or let me elaborate.
The party has nothing to do with my productivity.
My performance.
And my scorecards.
I am so stressed out with work lately and my idea of a party is to "relax, chill and have fun."
But what you are planning would cause me a breakdown.
Not fun.
So, enjoy!
Have fun!
I don't party during Christmas season anyway.
Maybe you have forgotten.
I came from the grand Tribe of Grinches.
Hatefully yours,
Queer Grinch
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
The Queer Bee Diaries: (TFJD Book 11)
Currently playing: "You Don't Know" by Regine Velasquez (Fantasy Album)
48 years later...
The Queer Bee has finally risen.
With a heavy heart.
Just a recap of what happened for the past half-a-century:
Desperate Frigid Jones died from fart attack.
There were lots of famous personalities who tried to attempt to recover the infamous "Frigid Jones Diary".
But it was nowhere to be found.
Until now...
SKIP (I was only given 6 minutes to post this ad).
As of this writing,
the Queer Bee is already on top of his so called dragging life.
And of course,
he already found a new love.
Loves.
And lost it.
And found another one.
Two.
Oh, three?
Three as of this writing.
"The One"
Age: Unknown (early 30s?)
Civil status: (Happily) married with one kid
Status symbol: Highly intellectual Level 6 Yuppy
"The Little Prince"
Age: late 20s
Civil status: Single (just recently, according to my sources)
Status symbol: Highly intellectual Level 4 College varsity
"The Imaginary Boyfriend"
Currently in the works.
48 years later...
The Queer Bee has finally risen.
With a heavy heart.
Just a recap of what happened for the past half-a-century:
Desperate Frigid Jones died from fart attack.
There were lots of famous personalities who tried to attempt to recover the infamous "Frigid Jones Diary".
But it was nowhere to be found.
Until now...
SKIP (I was only given 6 minutes to post this ad).
As of this writing,
the Queer Bee is already on top of his so called dragging life.
And of course,
he already found a new love.
Loves.
And lost it.
And found another one.
Two.
Oh, three?
Three as of this writing.
"The One"
Age: Unknown (early 30s?)
Civil status: (Happily) married with one kid
Status symbol: Highly intellectual Level 6 Yuppy
"The Little Prince"
Age: late 20s
Civil status: Single (just recently, according to my sources)
Status symbol: Highly intellectual Level 4 College varsity
"The Imaginary Boyfriend"
Currently in the works.
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