When Queery Tales Come True: "Prologue"

Currently playing: "Sometime, Somewhere" by Regine Velasquez (from "Songbird Sings Classics" album)

Once upon a time just a while ago...
happy ending ended so soon.

All the king's men frowned,
and all the fairies drowned.

Hopes and dreams never came true.
Prayers from the heart were never heard.

Cinderella's glass shoes was broken,
and the color of Dorothy's ruby slippers fade.

Sleeping beauty died in her sleep as Snow White choked the entire apple.

Ariel was mistaken as a tuna,
and Swan Lake princess was shot in the head.

Pocahontas confessed that she's a lesbian and she's been dating Mulan.

And they'd all lived.
Happily.
Never after.